Huh?!

Yesterday, I spent almost 5 hours at the immigration office to finish up the last bit of paperwork (including lots of fingerprints) for my visa....so that I can come HOME in July!! :D Although the long lines and paperwork were rather painful, the look on the immigration officer's face when I entered his office was priceless. The conversation went something like this:

Him: "Are you Jordan Geyman??"
Me: "Yes sir"
Him: "And you aren't a BOY??"
Me: "Ummmmmm.......nooooo!"
Him: "Ooooh...I thought you were a male. But your name is Jordan?"
Me: "Yes. You can see on my application that my full name is Jordan ELISABETH-JANE. It's a girl's name."
Him again: "Aaaah....ok." [looks intently at my paperwork] "Also, your immigration number says you are Korean." [looks at me] "You aren't KOREAN, are you??"
Me [Good grief...have YOU ever heard of a Korean with the name Jordan Elisabeth-Jane???]: "Uhhhhhhh.....no sir. I'm American"
Him: "Ah. Ok...I thought I was going to be interviewing a male Korean. Just wait awhile. I'm going to need to change all your paperwork."
Him [a little later]: "Are you pure American?"
Me [Is this a trick question?!]: "Yes, I'm a pure American."
Him: "Really? You're sure?? A PURE American?"
Me [very confused]: "What do you mean by 'pure' American?"
Him: "Well.....I just think you really look Hispanic."

Huh?!?! A blue-eyed, blond-haired, white-skinned male Korean Hispanic who is really a PURE American. That's a first! :D Anyway, he was very nice and changed all my immigration numbers, and we were able to mail the paperwork back to Manila to be processed. And, I finally got my passport back!