Thursday, June 19, 2008

Text Messages & Watermelon

Texting is a huge part of the Philippines...and over the last few months, I've collected quite a few of them...

~nO mattr hOw mNy cOins u thrOw intO a fOuntain.. Or d number of fiNgers u crOss.. f its nOt meant 2 b.. it simpLy wOn’t happen… gudnyt

~Friendship iSn’t ranked by.. whom we hav known d longest who came 1st or who caRes d best it’s aBout who came.. and NEVER LEFT..

~deR’s 1 th!ng I wAnt 2 sAy, bUt.. itS nt aS hUmbLe aS “sOrRy,” oR nt aS sw!t aS “I LuV u”, oL I wnt 2 sAy is.. “tHaNk U” 4 bE!ng sO nice tO me”,.. mOwning mwah!

~FRIENDS arE LikE FishEs…yOu havE To Sit paTientLy For LonG TimE To CatcH a nice One…juSt Like i CaugHt yOu…itz bEtter To Stay niCe Or eLze..iL Fry yOu! haHa!!

~In reply to my text: “Oh good! I’m glad you’re doing well! You know you can come tomorrow, or next week. I’d love to see you and your baby! And I can do a baby check if you want. :)”-- Okey… Of course! I’m wlling you to check my baby and i want to knw you that I trust you very much… I’m visit you there by nxt friday, cause that day was restday of my husband but the other day he has work and I have a 3years son and no can take him if i go there the other day, and if ever i’ll bring my 2 children there its hard for me cause i’m only one to take 2 babies, so see you nxt friday and i hope that time no can broke my plan.

~F frieNdz caN b Lost simpLy by cLosiNg our eyes...i wudnt bLink at aLL! for i dOnt want to Let a seCoNd pasS N Lose a reaL frieNd as SpeciaL as U..Gud_morning

~mEdicinEs & fRiEnDs bOTh cUre prbLms, d onLy diFrnS s daT d frnDshp dnT hV expiRy d8, nO doSage, nO priCe.. lucKy 2 hv 1! “yOu” a drUg mOst prescribed..


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Also, has anyone heard of yellow watermelon? Do we have this in the States?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I almost died laughing when I read the text about friends and fishes. By the way, dU U evr gEt anY quikr at rEding ths thIngz. It tk mE eTerNity!

Jacob

Jordan said...

Haha! I know! I was like..."this text is NOT complimentary."

Yeah,try reading and deciphering them when they're written that way in Bisaya. :P It's like a logic puzzle. ...only worse. :)

Anonymous said...

I completely agree! It takes me FOREVER to read the text messages!
Yeah, we have yellow watermelon here.
You guys are so funny:) Can't wait to see you,
Eden

Luann said...

I saw yellow watermelon before you were even born, Honeybun. A friend of ours grew it in his garden in Tucson. ~Editor Extraordinaire

Jordan said...

Shoot! :P